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9.
We were finally going on our way for our Motorcycle tour. Brigitte was riding in the front and me and my Dutch friends were following her. We drove trough the beautiful surroundings of Chiang Mai up to the Mae Sa Valley. We were all enjoying this nice ride, the only bad thing was that Brigitte was driving much to slow.
After a few kilometers I had a brilliant idea how to loose Brigitte. At the next turn that Brigitte would take we would drive straight ahead. And so we did, after a few minutes Brigitte gave a signal that we had to take a turn to the right. But we ignored her, made some more speed, kept driving straight and waved Brigitte goodbye. “See you later honey.”
Finally we could speed up and really enjoy our ride.
2 hours later we arrived at a nice restaurant where we decided to go for lunch. Everybody had a lot of fun and was laughing about how lost Brigitte. After paying the check we all needed to go to the toilet, but right on that moment there was a lot of noise from other people who were laughing out load. What was going on? Then I saw it, Brigitte had found us and came running toward us like a mad hippo. “I WANT TO EAT TOO.” she shouted.
We stood up as quickly as possible and tried to hide at the toilets. The only problem was, there were no toilets. So we decided to take a leak in the small pool next to the restaurant.
Brigitte was furious that we had left her alone again and wanted to have her revenge. And when she was looking for us she found a paintball gun and thought, “When I’ll find these assholes I will let them pay” and she did.
Because right at the moment that we were taking a piss, Brigitte found us.
Brigitte sneaked toward us and hided herself behind some bushes, she loaded her paintball gun, aimed, and..BANG BANG BANG, she started shooting at us.
We had no idea what was happening to us so we all started to run away as quickly as possible. I was trying to get away from her as fast as my feet could carry me, and I didn’t watched where I was going. I just wanted to get away from all those painful bullets. I jumped over a couple of fences and tried to hide myself in a big kind of crater that was in the ground.
I climbed down and looked back if Brigitte was still following me. But then I had the shock of my life, because suddenly I heard a big roar behind me. I turned my head and saw it, a very big tiger was looking at me like I was a walking buffet. I my god, in my effort to get away from Brigitte I ended up in one of the tiger cages of the Tiger Kingdom.
Could this day get any worse?
source: http://www.flamingo-motortours.com/the-flamingo-family-story/chapter-9/