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2.
My son Martin was sitting in the shade of the trees enjoying the sounds of the jungle. Suddenly my bother Bill came walking towards him with a big hunting rifle.
“Hey Martin, what are you doing today.”
“Ooh nothing special”
“I just bought a new hunting rifle and I want to test it.”
“Why did you buy that gun?”
“Well your father told me to buy one so I can protect him, he has a problem with some idiots and he wants me to take care of this problem”
“Why did you buy such a big gun, it’s much easier to carry a hand gun on the motorbike”
“Yeah that’s true but I am a big man and I like big guns”
Bill and Martin walked into the jungle looking for some animals to shoot at. “You must be really quit Martin and be careful, there are many dangerous animals here in the jungle. ” Bill and Martin were walking deeper and deeper into the jungle till suddenly Bill said: “Sssst.” He pointed to the top of a tree and said ” I am going to shoot that bird over there. He pointed his rifle to the bird, aimed and took a shot “Bingo” he said There was a big bird falling out of the trees. Martin who was impressed by all of this and had never shot a gun in his live before asked his uncle if he could give a few shots too. “Sure” said Bill and he gave without thinking the rifle to Martin.
Bill and Martin kept walking through the jungle but they couldn’t find anymore animals to shoot at. Till they reached an open spot where some cows were walking in the grass. Martin said ” I will try to shoot that cow over there.”
“You can’t do that Martin, what happens if the farmer finds out you killed his cow?”
“Don’t worry uncle Bill there is nobody here so who could know that we killed this cow”
Before Bill could answer, Martin was already aiming the rifle on the cow.
What Martin and Bill didn’t knew was that the cows belonged to the local gangster named Rocky and that he was sitting in the high grass together with his younger brother Rambo.
Rocky and Rambo didn’t see Martin and Bill sneaking up to them and had no idea that one of their cows was about to get killed.
“BANG”
“AAARG” shouted Rambo and he jumped up. “Hey what happened” asked Rocky. “I don’t know, I got shot in my ass”
“Hide quickly” said Bill. Martin and Bill runned away as fast as they could and hided them self behind some bushes.
“Come Rambo, lets go look who tried to kill us, we will kill them if we find them” Rocky and Rambo looked everywhere but they couldn’t find the shooter.
After 10 minutes Bill said “lets go, I think its safe now to go home, give me the gun. You have to be more careful in the future, I better give you some shooting lessons.”
“Yeah well at least I shot something bigger then that bird of yours” replied Martin.
And they walked back home without anymore problems.
“Hey uncle Bill, I have to go now, my father asked me to pick up a lady called Alexa, she wants to do business with Jerry.”
source: http://www.flamingo-motortours.com/the-flamingo-family-story/chapter-2/