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1.
It was a sunny Sunday morning in Mae Rim Thailand and I was walking with my friend Angelo to our black Yamaha fjr motorbikes. ” Hey before we go for a ride, I want to go home to pick up my jacket.”
“Ok” said Angelo “then we can also tell your girlfriend that we go for a ride.”
My girlfriend is namely a very suspicious big fat Thai lady who always thinks I am cheating on her.
When we arrived at my house my girlfriend was standing on the balcony, already pissed off, waiting for me to come home. “What did you do today?” she shouted.
“Working.”
” Working What? You only look ladies, you only look motorbikes, you never look me!”
I told her ” I dream about you every night.”
“I need money” she shouted.
“Why did you finish your birthday cake already” My girlfriend started to look more angry and said “You don’t love me, you never give me flowers.”
I was really getting annoyed by this conversation so I told her “I give you flowers later, you’re not dead yet.” Big mistake, because now she got really pissed off and tried to hit me by throwing a broom to my head. Luckily for me she missed.
source: http://www.flamingo-motortours.com/the-flamingo-family-story/chapter-1/